A poem to make you laugh...or go "ewwwww" (or "bah")

Lonely as a cloud



I wondered lonely as a cloud
so my feet now hurt like hell
I stopped to scratch my arse a while
but it made my fingers smell.

I came across a host of sheep
all standing in a line
a passer by reported me
now I face a hefty fine

I must remember, on country walks
to shut the farmyard gates
and not to view farm animals
as ideal sexual mates